1 00:00:06,010 --> 00:00:07,620 Previously on "The Magicians"... 2 00:00:07,630 --> 00:00:10,960 So this book is used to help relocate different worlds 3 00:00:10,970 --> 00:00:12,240 via a cooperative spell? 4 00:00:12,250 --> 00:00:13,900 Well, it is called the World Book. 5 00:00:13,940 --> 00:00:16,320 Okay, there's a spell in here that will tell me where 6 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,340 I'm supposed to go, and I will stay there for good, okay? 7 00:00:18,350 --> 00:00:19,380 Just let me help you. 8 00:00:19,390 --> 00:00:21,780 This is just casual, right? We're not... 9 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:25,960 I saved your live, bitch. [SMOOCHES] Casual that. 10 00:00:25,970 --> 00:00:27,830 A talking Lizard of the Dunes. 11 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:31,140 Well, what's my birthright, you scaly shit? 12 00:00:31,150 --> 00:00:34,230 It's the talking animals. They've all been struck dumb. 13 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:36,540 All those organs... they're building blocks, 14 00:00:36,550 --> 00:00:38,580 trying to piece together a body. 15 00:00:38,590 --> 00:00:41,540 Is it yours? 16 00:00:41,550 --> 00:00:44,200 Eliot's alive. He's alive. 17 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:47,070 - So you're Team Monster now? - I'm Team Eliot. 18 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:51,600 Your Penny's dead or not alive in some confusing way? 19 00:00:51,610 --> 00:00:53,860 - You're Kady? - What's going on? 20 00:00:53,870 --> 00:00:55,560 I'm not your Penny. 21 00:00:55,570 --> 00:00:57,560 - Marina. - Hmm. 22 00:00:57,570 --> 00:00:59,000 I've been looking for you. 23 00:00:59,010 --> 00:01:02,000 - Penny, right? - I know you? 24 00:01:02,010 --> 00:01:03,750 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 25 00:01:10,410 --> 00:01:12,590 [GRUNTS] 26 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:19,930 - [ELECTRICAL BUZZING] - Ah! 27 00:01:19,940 --> 00:01:22,250 Well, it's about time you woke up. 28 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:24,590 What the hell? 29 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:26,330 I assume you remember getting jumped. 30 00:01:26,340 --> 00:01:29,720 Well, what happened next is you were sold 31 00:01:29,730 --> 00:01:32,070 for 500 bucks and an Alpha Black Lotus... 32 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,250 mint condish. 33 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:35,990 It's Magic the Gathering? 34 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,640 Are you telling me that Magic cards are actually magic? 35 00:01:38,650 --> 00:01:42,170 No, just really expensive. 36 00:01:42,180 --> 00:01:43,750 [TOOL CRANKING] 37 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:47,710 Excuse me. 38 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:50,920 Okay, you know this kid? 39 00:01:50,930 --> 00:01:54,230 Not personally. He's kind of a legend, though. 40 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:55,790 He's a horomancer. 41 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,660 You know, time magic, fourth dimension shit. 42 00:01:57,670 --> 00:02:00,010 Yeah, cool story. Why am I in a cage? 43 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:02,280 - Hey, Stoppard. - [TUNING FORK REVERBERATING] 44 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:03,500 What is it you want? 45 00:02:03,510 --> 00:02:06,020 Huh? You want a spell? Deweys? 46 00:02:06,030 --> 00:02:08,980 - Lose your virginity? - You're not really my type. 47 00:02:08,990 --> 00:02:11,110 Oh. Well, if he is, you can totally have him. 48 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:15,640 That's... No, I-I don't want sex or to hurt you. 49 00:02:15,650 --> 00:02:16,840 I don't want any of that. 50 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:19,120 I just want you guys to go back to your timeline 51 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:21,310 where you belong. 52 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,910 Look, it's nothing personal. 53 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:30,350 Mm, people in cages is never not personal, sweetie. 54 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:34,040 You guys are creating a frequency dissonance. 55 00:02:34,060 --> 00:02:36,960 It's your quarks... subtle. 56 00:02:36,970 --> 00:02:38,750 Most people wouldn't notice, but what I do... 57 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:42,060 - What are you doing? - You guys are fucking up every spell. 58 00:02:42,070 --> 00:02:44,230 Here's an idea... adjust to our quarks. 59 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,020 They're subatomic. How hard can it be? 60 00:02:46,030 --> 00:02:48,670 Yeah, I tried that. Didn't work. 61 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,410 So... 62 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:53,810 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no. 63 00:02:53,820 --> 00:02:56,290 [MACHINE WHIRRING] 64 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:59,200 - Welcome home, guys. - Father fuck me. 65 00:02:59,210 --> 00:03:01,170 [SIGHS] 66 00:03:02,870 --> 00:03:04,860 That's weird. 67 00:03:04,870 --> 00:03:08,520 It was just working a minute ago. 68 00:03:08,530 --> 00:03:10,380 Yeah, it's 'cause there was magic in that timeline. 69 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,710 There ain't in timeline 23. 70 00:03:17,710 --> 00:03:20,230 You gonna let me out? 71 00:03:21,710 --> 00:03:24,010 Why would I? You're a psychopath. 72 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:25,850 [GASPS] One, rude. 73 00:03:25,860 --> 00:03:27,840 And, two, I know how to use that thing, and you don't. 74 00:03:27,850 --> 00:03:29,890 You're also a compulsive liar, so... 75 00:03:29,900 --> 00:03:32,020 Okay, well, you're going to send yourself 76 00:03:32,030 --> 00:03:35,770 to some cracked-out in-between space, but whatever. 77 00:03:47,350 --> 00:03:49,000 Don't screw this up. 78 00:03:51,180 --> 00:03:54,740 Calm your man tits. I got this. 79 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:56,560 [MACHINE WHIRRING] 80 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:59,970 [INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER RADIO] 81 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:04,520 Okay... 82 00:04:04,530 --> 00:04:07,700 [CHATTER CONTINUES] 83 00:04:07,710 --> 00:04:09,700 I thought you said you knew how to use this thing. 84 00:04:09,710 --> 00:04:12,170 Well, you should learn to trust your instincts about people. 85 00:04:12,180 --> 00:04:14,600 Relax... there's enough juice in the Dewey for one more jump. 86 00:04:14,610 --> 00:04:16,710 Let's just not use it until we know how to, okay? 87 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:18,580 Sure, sure, cool, cool. 88 00:04:18,590 --> 00:04:22,940 The vibe I'm getting from this timeline is very "1984." 89 00:04:23,990 --> 00:04:27,510 Worse. It's "The Crucible." 90 00:04:28,330 --> 00:04:30,820 [EERIE MUSIC] 91 00:04:30,830 --> 00:04:34,170 ♪ 92 00:04:34,180 --> 00:04:38,010 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 93 00:04:39,870 --> 00:04:41,390 I don't know, Q. 94 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:44,080 If we help him collect his stone organ prizes, 95 00:04:44,140 --> 00:04:46,480 we can get him out of Eliot. It's a good plan. 96 00:04:46,490 --> 00:04:48,260 Unless we help him build 97 00:04:48,270 --> 00:04:50,660 a completely indestructible titan god body. 98 00:04:50,670 --> 00:04:52,350 Well, he's already pretty murder-y. 99 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,750 It can't get much worse. 100 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:56,380 You say that like we can just risk people's lives. 101 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,190 We've taken down gods before. 102 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,180 And we end up losing every time. 103 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,450 It's Eliot. 104 00:05:01,460 --> 00:05:04,760 Right now we can't fix everything, 105 00:05:04,770 --> 00:05:07,240 but I think that we can do this. 106 00:05:07,250 --> 00:05:09,940 Okay, for now, we help the monster, but at the same time, 107 00:05:09,950 --> 00:05:13,030 we also figure out what our next move's going to be. 108 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,810 Thank you. [BREATHES DEEPLY] 109 00:05:15,820 --> 00:05:18,120 I don't know. I guess I'm just worried. 110 00:05:18,130 --> 00:05:20,200 - I can't help you if you... - You're helping a lot. 111 00:05:20,210 --> 00:05:21,900 I was a goddess, and now I'm just 112 00:05:21,910 --> 00:05:24,340 your friendly neighborhood bulletproof vest. 113 00:05:24,350 --> 00:05:26,960 I mean, you would be a very high level X-Men. 114 00:05:27,030 --> 00:05:28,040 Mm. 115 00:05:28,050 --> 00:05:29,780 Like Emma Frost's diamond form. 116 00:05:29,790 --> 00:05:31,260 - Mutant? - A mutant. 117 00:05:31,270 --> 00:05:35,270 Like The Indestructress. [IMITATES GUNSHOT] 118 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:36,919 The page you gave the monster... 119 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,050 you remember what it says? 120 00:05:38,060 --> 00:05:39,640 We didn't have time to decipher it all. 121 00:05:39,660 --> 00:05:41,120 I mean, there were a lot of hieroglyphs. 122 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:43,930 Okay, do you remember what hieroglyphs? 123 00:05:43,940 --> 00:05:46,100 So I'm thinking... like, so... 124 00:05:46,110 --> 00:05:50,900 we've got two stone things covered in hieroglyphs, 125 00:05:50,940 --> 00:05:53,330 neither of which came from an Egyptian god, so... 126 00:05:53,340 --> 00:05:55,550 - Who did the raiding? - And why? 127 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:58,810 Um, there were a lot of... 128 00:05:58,820 --> 00:06:00,940 these ones. 129 00:06:00,950 --> 00:06:02,550 - What is that? - A lot. 130 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:04,080 A yellow fruit? 131 00:06:04,090 --> 00:06:07,470 - Is there a yellow fruit god? - I don't know. 132 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:11,040 I don't remember anything from any class at Brakebills. 133 00:06:11,050 --> 00:06:14,080 Ooh! Recently uncovered tomb changes much 134 00:06:14,090 --> 00:06:17,050 of what archeologists thought they knew about Ancient Egypt. 135 00:06:17,060 --> 00:06:19,920 Maybe stuff Brakebills didn't know about. 136 00:06:19,930 --> 00:06:21,410 Worth a shot. 137 00:06:24,370 --> 00:06:27,060 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 138 00:06:27,070 --> 00:06:32,150 ♪ 139 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:33,930 Why Modesto, Alice? 140 00:06:33,940 --> 00:06:35,850 Still trying to figure that out. 141 00:06:35,860 --> 00:06:37,680 My life, that is. 142 00:06:37,690 --> 00:06:39,210 Oh. 143 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:44,420 - I like your bunnies. - They were my mom's. 144 00:06:44,430 --> 00:06:48,210 Well, she had lovely taste in glass animals. 145 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:50,720 No drugs, no booze, no bullshit. 146 00:06:50,740 --> 00:06:52,520 You want to smoke, you do it outside, 147 00:06:52,530 --> 00:06:54,690 and the rent is due on the 5th. 148 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:57,040 - I understand. - Okay. 149 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:59,490 I'll show you to your room. 150 00:07:00,970 --> 00:07:03,790 Oh, um, just one more question... 151 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:06,700 what is there to do in, uh, Modesto? 152 00:07:06,710 --> 00:07:08,880 [SCOFFS] 153 00:07:08,890 --> 00:07:11,330 Shit-all, really. 154 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,980 So then why is it here if it's native to Loria? 155 00:07:16,990 --> 00:07:19,760 We're unsure, but since the return of magic, 156 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,590 the Atros flower has been found blooming 157 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,110 all over Fillory. 158 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:25,380 Its pollen is why the talking animals can't speak. 159 00:07:25,390 --> 00:07:27,410 Allergies are why my birthright lizard 160 00:07:27,420 --> 00:07:28,730 ain't saying shit? 161 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,380 Wait, if the bunnies can't talk, 162 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:31,730 that means that we're cut off 163 00:07:31,740 --> 00:07:33,300 from everyone else back on Earth. 164 00:07:33,310 --> 00:07:35,630 How am I going to remind them to water my rosemary plants? 165 00:07:35,650 --> 00:07:38,170 Or ask 23 to blip our asses back. 166 00:07:38,180 --> 00:07:40,390 - That too. - There is good news. 167 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:43,220 - We found a remedy. - The juice from a beet 168 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:45,570 that grows on one of the smaller fingerling isles... 169 00:07:45,580 --> 00:07:47,090 Codswall... 170 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:49,920 best known for their inordinately polite alpacas. 171 00:07:49,930 --> 00:07:52,930 - Alpacas can be supreme dicks. - Great. 172 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:56,060 Get a ship to Cockswallow. 173 00:07:56,070 --> 00:07:57,670 BOTH: Codswall. 174 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:00,580 Juice the beets, distribute, done. 175 00:08:00,590 --> 00:08:04,100 There's one small, minute, trivial, 176 00:08:04,180 --> 00:08:07,460 infinitesimally miniscule, itty-bitty problem. 177 00:08:07,470 --> 00:08:11,650 Lady Pike, who rules Codswall, has been known to be, uh... 178 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:14,770 Difficult. 179 00:08:14,780 --> 00:08:18,120 Are you saying she's a bitch? 180 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:20,430 Good thing I'm not one at all, then. 181 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:23,350 - [LAUGHING] - Stop laughing. 182 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:26,570 [LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 183 00:08:26,580 --> 00:08:31,090 ♪ 184 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:33,570 - That it? - Mm-hmm. 185 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:35,670 Do you have any suggestions on things to do 186 00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:37,270 - in or around Modesto? - [REGISTER BEEPING] 187 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:39,620 - Die of boredom? - [DOOR OPENS, BELLS JINGLE] 188 00:08:39,630 --> 00:08:41,840 [REGISTER BEEPING] 189 00:08:41,850 --> 00:08:45,720 - I like your tattoos. - Mm-hmm. 190 00:08:45,730 --> 00:08:48,460 Hard getting by with all those shortages, huh? 191 00:08:48,470 --> 00:08:52,460 Yeah, maybe for the classically trained. 192 00:08:52,470 --> 00:08:55,730 Cockroaches like me, we do what we got to. 193 00:08:55,740 --> 00:08:57,640 Always have. 194 00:08:57,650 --> 00:08:59,380 [REGISTER BEEPING] 195 00:08:59,390 --> 00:09:01,340 - Get over there! - I didn't do anything. 196 00:09:01,350 --> 00:09:03,310 They're just tattoos. They don't mean anything. 197 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:06,300 Keep moving. They are not fucking around here. 198 00:09:06,310 --> 00:09:08,220 Yeah, honestly, I'm more concerned 199 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:10,290 about what my girlfriend will do if I don't make it back 200 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:11,660 in time for her birthday. 201 00:09:11,670 --> 00:09:13,310 You have a girlfriend? 202 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,080 As in a human you give a shit about? 203 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,920 Yeah, and I'd rather not lose her this time. 204 00:09:17,930 --> 00:09:19,840 We were a thing back in timeline 23, 205 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:21,160 and I fucked it up. 206 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,740 You're telling me that you found 207 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:24,150 another one of her in timeline 40? 208 00:09:24,180 --> 00:09:27,130 Yes. And now that I know what she will and won't put up with, 209 00:09:27,140 --> 00:09:28,780 it's going so much better this time. 210 00:09:28,790 --> 00:09:31,520 - That's sociopathic. - Dude, we're refugees. 211 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:33,610 We deserve any and all advantages that come our way. 212 00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:35,440 Yeah, like penthouse apartments? 213 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,660 'Cause I don't know any refugees that live like that. 214 00:09:37,670 --> 00:09:39,180 You want that thing? You can have it. 215 00:09:39,190 --> 00:09:40,880 It's way more trouble than it's worth. 216 00:09:40,890 --> 00:09:42,820 Hey, crazy pitch... 217 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:46,490 what if we asked Stoppard for help... here? 218 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,450 Like the Stoppard in this timeline? 219 00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:49,930 Probably got burned at the stake. 220 00:09:49,940 --> 00:09:51,800 Okay, but if he didn't, he has no beef with us. 221 00:09:51,810 --> 00:09:55,500 We take the thing to him. If anyone can fix it, he can. 222 00:09:55,510 --> 00:09:57,220 There's so much terrible about that idea. 223 00:09:57,240 --> 00:10:00,700 Okay, do you know another horomancer? No? 224 00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:02,740 Then let's go. 225 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,540 [SIGHS] 226 00:10:14,210 --> 00:10:18,300 Brothers and sisters, when things are lost, 227 00:10:18,310 --> 00:10:21,340 they want to be found... 228 00:10:21,350 --> 00:10:23,870 Ms. Ross's engagement ring, 229 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:26,970 little Joey Mireles's dog... 230 00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:30,350 That we will find the money 231 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:33,220 to pay for Kiersten Bron's leukemia treatment. 232 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:36,020 - Tea? - Oh, no, thank you. 233 00:10:36,030 --> 00:10:39,760 Um, do you know Reverend Ted Grayson? 234 00:10:39,770 --> 00:10:42,240 Yeah, he's my minister. 235 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:45,200 He's a little theatrical at times, but he's a good man. 236 00:10:45,210 --> 00:10:49,590 - Why, are you religious? - Uh, not really. You? 237 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,120 No. 238 00:10:51,130 --> 00:10:52,810 My mom was. 239 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:55,540 I was on probation when she passed, 240 00:10:55,600 --> 00:11:00,000 and the congregation was there for me, so I still go. 241 00:11:00,010 --> 00:11:02,010 [SCOFFS] 242 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:15,360 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC] 243 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:22,640 ♪ 244 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,380 Look, I'm not good at the whole back-and-forth thing, 245 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:28,480 so I'm just going to say it. 246 00:12:28,490 --> 00:12:30,690 I saw you. I saw you find the lock box. 247 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,280 You followed me? 248 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,720 How did you know where to dig? 249 00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:35,840 No idea what you're talking about. 250 00:12:41,590 --> 00:12:43,840 How the hell did you just do that? 251 00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:45,910 Same way you found the box. 252 00:12:46,990 --> 00:12:50,250 I'm a magician. Like you. 253 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,550 You had no idea, did you? 254 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:57,390 That it was real till you could do it. 255 00:12:58,650 --> 00:13:02,350 You can talk to me. To me, this doesn't even count as weird. 256 00:13:05,270 --> 00:13:08,130 It just started a couple of months ago. 257 00:13:08,140 --> 00:13:12,050 I, um... I lost my keys, and then all of a sudden, 258 00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:15,490 I could just feel it in my head. 259 00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,230 You're a quaeromancer. 260 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:21,270 It's really rare actually. I-I've never met one... 261 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:24,020 and I went to a school full of people like us. 262 00:13:24,030 --> 00:13:26,540 - Are you shitting me? - Nope. 263 00:13:26,550 --> 00:13:28,980 They can do all kinds of things. 264 00:13:28,990 --> 00:13:31,419 Most people don't figure out their thing until their 20s, 265 00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:34,200 but every now and then, somebody... it takes them longer. 266 00:13:34,210 --> 00:13:35,550 Have you told anyone? 267 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:38,690 [SCOFFS] They would think I was nuts. 268 00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:41,300 Honestly... 269 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,230 It's the best thing that ever happened to me. 270 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:47,020 Do you know what I mean? 271 00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:48,980 Well... 272 00:13:48,990 --> 00:13:51,200 yes and no. 273 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:55,960 Sheila, I think you might be why I'm here. 274 00:13:56,020 --> 00:13:58,550 [KNOCK AT DOOR] 275 00:13:58,660 --> 00:14:01,680 - Librarians. - Librarians? 276 00:14:01,690 --> 00:14:04,390 They can't know I'm here. Please don't tell them. 277 00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:11,870 Thanks, but I'm not interested. 278 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:12,910 Sheila Cozener? 279 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,430 I'm Paul, this is Laurel, 280 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:16,730 and we'd like to talk to you about an opportunity. 281 00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:19,780 One involving your newfound talents. 282 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,880 Sheila, I am telling you, you can't trust the Library. 283 00:14:27,890 --> 00:14:30,490 Okay, I-I know that they told you they'd give you more magic 284 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:33,410 if you signed up for a Library card, but they won't, okay? 285 00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:35,800 The Library card is just a way for them to keep tabs on you. 286 00:14:35,810 --> 00:14:37,500 Alice, I get it. 287 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,890 You know, whatever run-in you had with them 288 00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:41,500 clearly traumatized you. 289 00:14:41,510 --> 00:14:43,160 I don't know enough about any of this 290 00:14:43,170 --> 00:14:44,720 to be signing up for anything. 291 00:14:44,730 --> 00:14:49,100 You said that you were in Modesto because of me. 292 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,730 Right? 293 00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:51,919 What if it's because 294 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,120 you're supposed to teach me everything? 295 00:14:54,130 --> 00:14:57,080 No. Knowing more isn't better. 296 00:14:57,090 --> 00:14:58,230 How could it not? 297 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:01,740 Because it's powerful and it can be really, really bad. 298 00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:03,830 Okay, look, I'm a grown woman, 299 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:05,920 you're a grown woman, we make choices. 300 00:15:05,930 --> 00:15:07,880 Is there something I'm missing here? 301 00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:09,490 Okay, listen... 302 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:13,140 I did a lot of stupid shit when I was your age. 303 00:15:13,150 --> 00:15:16,190 Yeah, so did I, and magic made it so much bigger 304 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,760 and so much worse. 305 00:15:17,770 --> 00:15:21,020 And if you regret it, if you think about those people 306 00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:23,550 that you hurt and all that time that you wasted 307 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,940 every single day, then I know how you feel. 308 00:15:25,950 --> 00:15:28,290 Look, I hear you. I get it. 309 00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:30,850 But it's what we make of it, right? 310 00:15:30,870 --> 00:15:33,470 And for me, it's... 311 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,300 it's like the first time that I can, 312 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,780 you know, turn things around, 313 00:15:37,790 --> 00:15:41,480 maybe... maybe do something good. 314 00:15:41,490 --> 00:15:46,090 But I need you to help me do that. 315 00:15:46,110 --> 00:15:47,760 Please! 316 00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:52,090 All right... 317 00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:55,320 we are going to need to take this outside. 318 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:58,100 If you own the house, why do you smoke outside? 319 00:15:58,140 --> 00:16:01,760 I don't know... it's my mother's rules, I guess. 320 00:16:01,770 --> 00:16:04,150 Always seemed kind of wrong just breaking them 321 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,990 'cause she was gone. 322 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,300 Come on. 323 00:16:12,990 --> 00:16:14,650 Okay. 324 00:16:15,910 --> 00:16:18,560 Let's start with Popper 1. 325 00:16:18,570 --> 00:16:20,120 Okay. 326 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:23,200 I'll make this simple. We need your beets. 327 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:26,520 At a fair price, of course. I doubt the island of Clitswell... 328 00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:29,260 - Codswall. - Codswall. 329 00:16:29,270 --> 00:16:30,930 Anyway, I... 330 00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:32,610 Do you even know where Codswall is? 331 00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:34,960 Of course. 332 00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:37,720 It's one of the bigger... 333 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,940 smaller fingering islands. 334 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,820 - Fingerling. - Exactly. Fingerling. 335 00:16:42,830 --> 00:16:45,300 Thank you, Your Majesty. 336 00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:47,500 - For? - Confirming my suspicion 337 00:16:47,510 --> 00:16:49,810 that you've never had consideration for us. 338 00:16:49,820 --> 00:16:51,630 This makes my decision to sell our beets 339 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:55,550 to West Loria that much easier. 340 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:59,420 - Where the fuck is West Loria? - West of Loria, Your Majesty. 341 00:16:59,430 --> 00:17:01,380 - But since when? - While you were Janet, 342 00:17:01,390 --> 00:17:06,010 King Idri and his sister, Ru, had a squabble/slight war. 343 00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:09,700 - Like a civil war? - And as acting High King, 344 00:17:09,710 --> 00:17:12,520 I asked myself, "What would Margo or Eliot do?" 345 00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:16,010 - Support our ally, Idri. - Unfortunately, he lost. 346 00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:19,900 Now Queen Ru rules over West Loria. 347 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,010 And 'cause she's pissed we helped Idri, 348 00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:24,410 she wants all Lady Pike's fresh beets? 349 00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:26,080 Damn. That's cold. 350 00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:27,540 Verily, they don't even have 351 00:17:27,550 --> 00:17:31,060 - talking animals in West Loria. - On problem at a time. 352 00:17:31,070 --> 00:17:33,619 - The Cumdumpsterson twat... - ALL: Codswall. 353 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,240 Oh, I know what I said. 354 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,810 I'm going to firebomb the shit 355 00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:38,920 out of her floating patch of dirt and take her beets. 356 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,680 Bada bing, bada fuck her. 357 00:17:40,690 --> 00:17:43,900 Could we be a tad less incendiary? 358 00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:45,400 Agreed. 359 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,940 What would Eliot do? 360 00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:52,650 Eliot's not here, sweetie. 361 00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:54,580 I am. 362 00:17:55,990 --> 00:17:58,590 [MOUTHING WORDS] 363 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:02,160 So... just to ask this, 364 00:18:02,270 --> 00:18:05,520 can we really risk war with West Loria? 365 00:18:05,530 --> 00:18:08,090 Diplomacy was Eliot's thing, Josh. 366 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,780 Diplomacy is what got you elected. 367 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,620 I got elected because I listened to a drunk bear 368 00:18:12,630 --> 00:18:14,230 talk about his fee-fees. 369 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:17,970 - That's all diplomacy is! - It was an accident. 370 00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:19,519 - [SCOFFS] - I don't know how 371 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:22,190 to intentionally care about other people's shit. 372 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:25,290 Lucky for you, that's all I do. 373 00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:30,180 Fine. 374 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,200 One shot, Hoberman. 375 00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:35,000 [GRUNTS SOFTLY] 376 00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:45,220 Hi, we're looking for Stoppard. 377 00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:49,530 Daniel, honey. 378 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:53,740 Come in before someone sees you. 379 00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:57,050 Amazing. I haven't seen anything like this 380 00:18:57,060 --> 00:19:00,620 since before the exclusion laws. 381 00:19:00,630 --> 00:19:01,840 I have one of these! 382 00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,840 And it's missing a spoke like mine. 383 00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:05,620 What are the odds? 384 00:19:05,630 --> 00:19:08,419 Anyway, this... this one, it didn't come with a manual. 385 00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:10,190 Do you have any ideas? 386 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,070 Well, it's hard to explain, but I think... 387 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,370 Daniel, something's not... 388 00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:17,300 Mom? Mom, what's wrong? 389 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:20,250 Something... something's wrong with the spells. 390 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,210 Hold on, I'll figure this out. 391 00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:24,220 Quickly, while he's busy. 392 00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:32,130 Found an outdated copy 393 00:19:32,140 --> 00:19:34,830 of Taussig's Primer and a VCR manual. 394 00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:38,240 This place has shit for helpful books. 395 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:40,460 Well, at least it's standing. 396 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,740 I cannot believe a bunch of militant muggles 397 00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:44,760 beat me to burning down Brakebills. 398 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:48,310 - What's that? - Oh, it was Sonia's. 399 00:19:48,370 --> 00:19:51,970 - You mean Stoppard's mother? - I mean Sonia Kikuno... 400 00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:55,370 the genius who basically pioneered horomancy. 401 00:19:55,380 --> 00:19:58,380 This is easily one of the most accidentally valuable things 402 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,890 I've ever stolen. Here, look. 403 00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:03,440 Wasn't that in Stoppard's workshop? 404 00:20:03,450 --> 00:20:07,140 Yeah. That screen opens a window in time. 405 00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:09,970 You can FaceTime with the past as far back as 50 years. 406 00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:12,230 It's genuinely genius. Like, wow. 407 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,300 A lot of these spells use cinnabar. 408 00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:16,180 Hasn't... hasn't that stuff been banned for years? 409 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:19,850 Yeah, it causes severe neuro-degeneration, 410 00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:22,160 which is probably what's happening with Sonia. 411 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,680 She's been hitting the cinnabar 412 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:26,020 pretty hard for decades, I imagine. 413 00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:28,130 So... 414 00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:31,010 she has clockwork Alzheimer's? 415 00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:34,400 Mm, kind of, but so much worse. 416 00:20:34,410 --> 00:20:36,250 Your brain gets unstuck in time. 417 00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:38,120 You don't know where you are or when you are, 418 00:20:38,140 --> 00:20:40,150 and you can't control it. 419 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:43,800 It is good, good times, and then you die. 420 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:46,540 Yeah, but... but it seemed like they had a-a treatment. 421 00:20:46,550 --> 00:20:49,160 I mean, those weird watches she had on? 422 00:20:49,170 --> 00:20:52,330 Mm, yeah, until they got messed up... 423 00:20:52,340 --> 00:20:53,860 by us. 424 00:20:53,870 --> 00:20:56,080 [SIGHS] Must be what started all this. 425 00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:58,080 I mean, back in timeline 40... 426 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,380 it's why Stoppard hunted us down. 427 00:21:00,390 --> 00:21:01,730 He's trying to save his mom. 428 00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:04,320 Oh... now I almost feel bad for him. 429 00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:05,580 Feel bad for us. 430 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,480 Even if we get back to timeline 40, 431 00:21:07,490 --> 00:21:10,350 Stoppard is going to do anything he can to kick us out. 432 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,920 Unless we kill him. 433 00:21:11,930 --> 00:21:14,750 For... trying to save his mom? 434 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,400 Moms die every day. Circle of life. 435 00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,580 Wow! 436 00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:20,710 No! 437 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,580 We help him save her. 438 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:27,550 [SIGHS, GROANS] 439 00:21:35,730 --> 00:21:37,460 Am I just absorbing 440 00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:39,210 a fuck-ton of cinnabar right now? 441 00:21:39,220 --> 00:21:41,910 Yeah, and breathing it. 442 00:21:43,390 --> 00:21:44,860 [SIGHS] Great. 443 00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:48,180 Let's finish this and get the hell out of here. 444 00:21:49,230 --> 00:21:51,620 [SIGHS] 445 00:21:54,670 --> 00:21:57,280 [SCREEN BUZZING] 446 00:21:59,930 --> 00:22:02,750 - Sonia? - Who are you? 447 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,880 Friend's of Daniel, who's grown now. 448 00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:06,900 Listen, we need to talk to you 449 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,670 about that cinnabar that you're using. It's... 450 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:12,370 Frying my brain into cheesecloth, I know. 451 00:22:12,380 --> 00:22:15,860 Daniel used my designs to build the device you're using. 452 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,280 We talked a couple months ago. 453 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:21,680 If you were his friends, you'd know that. 454 00:22:21,690 --> 00:22:23,550 He asked you to stop? 455 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,160 Of course. 456 00:22:25,170 --> 00:22:27,600 He also told me I'm about to have a breakthrough 457 00:22:27,610 --> 00:22:29,560 that creates a whole new discipline. 458 00:22:29,570 --> 00:22:32,430 I can't stop now. My work's too important. 459 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:33,910 Fair point. 460 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,080 So you're just going to pick your clock shit 461 00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:37,960 over your own kid? 462 00:22:37,970 --> 00:22:41,750 No, idiot. I choose both. 463 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,230 I designed devices to counter the cinnabar, 464 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:48,190 tether my mind right here with my work and my kid. 465 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:52,060 As long as I have these working for me, I'll be fine. 466 00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:54,800 I intend to die a very old lady... 467 00:22:54,810 --> 00:22:56,990 sharp as a tack. 468 00:22:58,950 --> 00:23:01,379 Oh, fuck her. It's not our fault. 469 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,599 She knew the consequences, 470 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:03,940 and she still licked her paintbrushes. 471 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:06,290 We go back to 40, we're taking the kid's mom away. 472 00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:08,010 - I'm not doing that. - Well, I'm not losing 473 00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:09,950 my life because some horo-bitch is a shitty mom. 474 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,200 She's shitty so he should suffer? 475 00:23:12,660 --> 00:23:14,610 We're the ones who don't belong. 476 00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:17,140 You know what? You do you. 477 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,830 I'm going back to 40 and my future wife. 478 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,830 Don't touch me! 479 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,620 [MACHINE WHIRRING] 480 00:23:27,630 --> 00:23:30,060 [GASPS] 481 00:23:30,070 --> 00:23:32,450 Shit. 482 00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:33,670 [SIGHS] 483 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,850 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 484 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,540 Quick. 485 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,550 [EERIE MUSIC] 486 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:51,560 ♪ 487 00:23:51,570 --> 00:23:54,650 - Anything? - Nothing yet. 488 00:23:54,660 --> 00:23:57,820 Keep looking. 489 00:23:57,830 --> 00:23:59,750 Quentin. 490 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,960 Whoopsies. 491 00:24:05,030 --> 00:24:06,880 Are you drunk? 492 00:24:06,890 --> 00:24:09,880 This body hearts tequila... 493 00:24:09,890 --> 00:24:11,530 when I'm happy, when I'm sad, 494 00:24:11,540 --> 00:24:14,670 when I'm bored because everything is taking too long, 495 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,450 meaning you. 496 00:24:16,460 --> 00:24:20,800 Relevant story... I was in a road, and I almost got hit by... 497 00:24:20,810 --> 00:24:23,520 what do you call it... a big fat truck. 498 00:24:23,540 --> 00:24:25,439 But I wouldn't have felt anything at all 499 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:28,380 because tequila is my friend. 500 00:24:29,650 --> 00:24:32,030 Um, you know, great news... 501 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:35,600 we've made good progress finding that part of yours. 502 00:24:35,610 --> 00:24:39,860 Um, you wouldn't still happen to have the paper I gave you? 503 00:24:39,870 --> 00:24:42,560 Oh, I... 504 00:24:42,570 --> 00:24:44,090 misplaced it. 505 00:24:44,100 --> 00:24:46,460 Do you know anything about... 506 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:50,830 an Egyptian god of yellow fruit? 507 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,400 I'm not at all helpful like this, am I? 508 00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:54,570 What do you think? 509 00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:56,440 You seem stressed 510 00:24:56,460 --> 00:24:59,780 - by your vast and obvious limitations. - [SCOFFS] 511 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,930 Why don't we just ask someone who was there? 512 00:25:02,940 --> 00:25:06,250 [RUMBLING] 513 00:25:09,380 --> 00:25:12,600 [WHEEZING] 514 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,390 You know, for having such desiccated hands, 515 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,390 his Hieratic script's amazing. 516 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,270 [MUMBLING LOUDLY] 517 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,180 What did he say? 518 00:25:26,190 --> 00:25:30,140 Cut our poor mummy friend some slack, Hoo-lia. 519 00:25:30,150 --> 00:25:31,670 He took a hook to the brain. 520 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,190 Of course he's got a bit of a speech impediment. 521 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,150 Oh, uh, the yellow fruit. 522 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:40,720 It's a mandrake root, and we are looking for Heka, 523 00:25:40,780 --> 00:25:43,100 the God of Magic and Medicine. 524 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:45,560 It looks like he's got one of your stones. 525 00:25:45,570 --> 00:25:47,120 Let's go kill him. 526 00:25:47,130 --> 00:25:50,310 He's already dead. 527 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:56,310 Looks like he was buried in the Temple of, uh... 528 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,350 Esna? 529 00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:03,660 Uh, which was looted shortly after. 530 00:26:03,670 --> 00:26:07,230 And where is it now? My loot? 531 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,710 [MUMBLES] 532 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:12,500 Yes, this is very disappointing. 533 00:26:12,510 --> 00:26:14,670 Figure this out before I get mad. 534 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:18,400 This body craves a cinnamon churro. 535 00:26:18,460 --> 00:26:20,860 [WHOOSHING] 536 00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:30,380 Bye. 537 00:26:30,390 --> 00:26:33,400 [GROANS, MUMBLES] 538 00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:48,180 Ah. Ah. 539 00:26:48,190 --> 00:26:50,530 - We can take a break. - No, no, it's okay. 540 00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:52,720 I want to keep going. 541 00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:56,240 It bothers you, doesn't it? That I'm so into this? 542 00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:58,190 It just worries me. 543 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:02,040 For you, magic... you think it just can fix everything, 544 00:27:02,060 --> 00:27:04,720 but it kind of has a way of breaking things. 545 00:27:04,730 --> 00:27:06,720 Sometimes I feel like everything that's gone wrong 546 00:27:06,730 --> 00:27:09,380 in my life is 'cause of it. 547 00:27:09,390 --> 00:27:13,860 Yeah, I used to say the same about alcohol, about drugs, 548 00:27:13,870 --> 00:27:17,440 about money, but none of that's really good or bad. 549 00:27:17,460 --> 00:27:20,220 It just is. It's how you handle it, really. 550 00:27:20,230 --> 00:27:23,570 Uh, don't drink that. The tap's got lead in it. 551 00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:25,920 You got to drink the bottled water out of the fridge. 552 00:27:25,930 --> 00:27:29,090 - Why is there lead in the tap? - City's pipes. 553 00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:31,400 They're old and corroded. 554 00:27:31,410 --> 00:27:33,100 Why don't they just fix it? 555 00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:37,070 That's cute that you think they would. 556 00:27:44,420 --> 00:27:46,550 Asekian's Purification. 557 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,730 I can show you. It's simple. 558 00:27:51,780 --> 00:27:53,420 Can you do that 559 00:27:53,430 --> 00:27:55,480 for the rest of the water supply? 560 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:58,950 No, or better yet, is there a spell that would restore 561 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,820 - all the old pipes in Modesto? - There is, but... 562 00:28:01,830 --> 00:28:04,290 Okay, well, then do that. Do it, please, because you have 563 00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:06,780 no idea how many people... how many kids are... 564 00:28:06,790 --> 00:28:08,870 I... No, it's too big. We can't do it. 565 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,790 There's not enough ambient magic. 566 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,580 The Library... it doles out the rest? 567 00:28:17,150 --> 00:28:18,970 Wait. 568 00:28:18,980 --> 00:28:23,020 You said that they control the levels... 569 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:27,280 of ambient magic that flow through the pipes, right? 570 00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:28,590 Yeah? 571 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,460 I can feel one. 572 00:28:30,470 --> 00:28:32,510 They're everywhere. 573 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,000 No, no, no, no, no. 574 00:28:36,740 --> 00:28:39,870 I think this one's different. 575 00:28:40,740 --> 00:28:42,530 This one has a leak. 576 00:28:44,790 --> 00:28:48,000 [OVER RADIO TRANSMITTER] This isn't just food, Margo. 577 00:28:48,010 --> 00:28:50,000 This is your secret weapon. 578 00:28:50,010 --> 00:28:54,180 You can tell a lot about people based on what they eat. 579 00:28:54,190 --> 00:28:57,880 - Everything looks lovely. - Thank you. 580 00:28:57,890 --> 00:29:00,780 - Our chef is very... - Talented. 581 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,010 Extra. 582 00:29:02,020 --> 00:29:03,840 I'll take that as a compliment. 583 00:29:03,850 --> 00:29:07,439 Like I was saying, is she reserved, adventurous? 584 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,760 Maybe she's sexy and decadent 585 00:29:09,770 --> 00:29:13,110 like a truffle lobster mac and cheese. 586 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,500 Oh, interesting. 587 00:29:15,510 --> 00:29:17,560 Mongoose cream egg with caviar. 588 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,070 She's bold. 589 00:29:19,130 --> 00:29:22,340 Proud of her accomplishments, but being so driven 590 00:29:22,350 --> 00:29:25,780 has led her to be lonely, misunderstood. 591 00:29:25,790 --> 00:29:27,650 - Mm. - Uh, Tick said something 592 00:29:27,660 --> 00:29:29,920 about Codswall's polite alpacas. 593 00:29:29,940 --> 00:29:31,790 Maybe she's proud of that. Ask. 594 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:36,920 I hear Codswall has upstanding alpacas. 595 00:29:36,930 --> 00:29:40,710 It is a misconception that alpacas have behavioral issues. 596 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,630 The truth is, they have a lack 597 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,540 of self-esteem from years of shearing. 598 00:29:44,550 --> 00:29:48,110 Imagine being stripped naked twice, even three times a year. 599 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,070 There it is. She's real into her 'pacas. 600 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:54,850 - Empathize with her. - The indignity is real. 601 00:29:54,860 --> 00:29:58,680 Like humans, alpacas need affection... 602 00:29:58,690 --> 00:30:00,770 - and love. - Preach. 603 00:30:00,780 --> 00:30:02,120 You may not know this, 604 00:30:02,130 --> 00:30:05,430 but I ran on a platform of animal equality. 605 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,300 My administration is the first 606 00:30:07,310 --> 00:30:10,740 to give talking animals their rightful voice. 607 00:30:10,750 --> 00:30:13,610 I mean, that is why we're here tonight, right? 608 00:30:13,620 --> 00:30:15,350 The animals. 609 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:18,920 I just care so damn much. 610 00:30:18,930 --> 00:30:21,970 I like to drink my tea with... 611 00:30:21,980 --> 00:30:24,630 a splash of alpaca milk. 612 00:30:30,420 --> 00:30:31,720 Would you like some? 613 00:30:31,730 --> 00:30:33,980 Uh, you can't refuse this, Margo. 614 00:30:33,990 --> 00:30:38,040 It's straight from my dearest Delilah's teat. 615 00:30:44,570 --> 00:30:46,220 Uh-huh. 616 00:30:49,700 --> 00:30:51,360 Do it, Margo. 617 00:30:54,660 --> 00:30:56,320 Now! 618 00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,280 Yeah, good. 619 00:31:00,670 --> 00:31:03,840 You are a champion. 620 00:31:03,850 --> 00:31:07,010 You can really taste the love. 621 00:31:07,020 --> 00:31:10,230 What a beautiful way to say it. 622 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:14,500 I'm afraid I may have judged Your Majesty too quickly. 623 00:31:14,510 --> 00:31:16,370 Same... 624 00:31:16,380 --> 00:31:18,380 which is why I would love it 625 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,330 if we could start fresh. Your beets... 626 00:31:21,340 --> 00:31:23,860 Unfortunately, I have already agreed to sell my beets 627 00:31:23,870 --> 00:31:25,030 to West Loria, 628 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,250 and being a woman of my word, 629 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,820 I can't go back. 630 00:31:28,830 --> 00:31:31,050 You understand, right? 631 00:31:32,750 --> 00:31:35,610 I'm going to check on dessert. 632 00:31:35,620 --> 00:31:37,220 I'm about to skin a bitch. 633 00:31:37,230 --> 00:31:39,700 I want you to double down on the charm offense. 634 00:31:39,710 --> 00:31:40,719 You got her eating 635 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,220 out of your extra-diplomatic hands right now. 636 00:31:43,230 --> 00:31:46,140 I guess I could lube her up some more about her alpacas. 637 00:31:46,150 --> 00:31:49,840 Yes, exactly... you, High King Margo Fucking Hanson, 638 00:31:49,850 --> 00:31:51,410 you got this. 639 00:31:51,420 --> 00:31:53,230 I know you didn't think you could do this, 640 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:56,240 but, honestly, I think you're out-Elioting Eliot. 641 00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:57,260 [BELL DINGS] 642 00:31:57,270 --> 00:31:59,760 Ah, strawberry ricotta soufflé is done. 643 00:31:59,770 --> 00:32:03,780 I'm gonna get that. You get back to winning at High King-in'. 644 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,120 - Margo, what are you doing? - Being the real me. 645 00:32:11,130 --> 00:32:13,250 Let me tell you how this is going to play out, lady. 646 00:32:13,260 --> 00:32:15,080 You're going to give me those beets, 647 00:32:15,090 --> 00:32:16,520 and I'm not going to skin and eat any 648 00:32:16,540 --> 00:32:20,780 of your tasty alpaca children, capisce? 649 00:32:20,790 --> 00:32:22,440 That's what I thought. 650 00:32:22,450 --> 00:32:24,270 [CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY] 651 00:32:25,770 --> 00:32:28,770 [EERIE MUSIC] 652 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:33,550 ♪ 653 00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:36,710 What in the hell? 654 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,670 ♪ 655 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,310 Hi. 656 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,350 I can't begin to imagine 657 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,540 how you fucked yourself hard enough to get here, 658 00:32:45,580 --> 00:32:47,970 but... [SIGHS] 659 00:32:47,980 --> 00:32:50,150 Let's take advantage. 660 00:32:51,050 --> 00:32:53,130 Interesting choice on the hair. 661 00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:56,350 Says the guy dressed like an ambulance chaser. 662 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,880 - So you're dead me. - Technically. 663 00:32:59,890 --> 00:33:01,520 Does this mean I'm dead, too? 664 00:33:01,540 --> 00:33:05,890 No, no, this is a-a, uh, kind of between space? 665 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:08,300 I saw you zapped yourself here like an idiot, 666 00:33:08,330 --> 00:33:10,240 and I took a coffee break. 667 00:33:10,350 --> 00:33:12,640 I mean, I've been wanting to talk to you. 668 00:33:12,650 --> 00:33:14,200 So then I assume you know that I took your... 669 00:33:14,220 --> 00:33:17,480 You took my spot in my timeline? Yeah. 670 00:33:17,490 --> 00:33:19,830 Didn't expect that twist with Julia, though. 671 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,360 Yeah, I could say the same about Kady. 672 00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:29,160 For what it's worth, it never felt right taking your place. 673 00:33:29,170 --> 00:33:30,380 - But, you know... - Everything feels wrong, 674 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:33,160 so you just pick something? Yeah, of course I do. 675 00:33:33,300 --> 00:33:34,910 Real talk... 676 00:33:35,820 --> 00:33:37,550 You got to go back. [CLEARS THROAT] 677 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:38,939 To 23, I know, I'm working on it. 678 00:33:38,940 --> 00:33:41,560 Uh, no. My timeline. 679 00:33:41,570 --> 00:33:43,320 It's where you belong. 680 00:33:43,340 --> 00:33:44,980 Okay, do you want to cut the vague, 681 00:33:44,990 --> 00:33:47,420 omniscient Librarian shit and just tell me why? 682 00:33:47,430 --> 00:33:50,070 It's complicated but crucial. 683 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,810 You do know me existing there 684 00:33:51,820 --> 00:33:55,080 is making some very important horomancer lady very sick? 685 00:33:55,090 --> 00:33:57,480 It's doing a lot more than that. 686 00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:01,460 Look, I know you lost everyone you love in timeline 23... 687 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:02,489 Really? 688 00:34:02,490 --> 00:34:05,040 But they're still alive in timeline 40, 689 00:34:05,050 --> 00:34:07,480 and if I were you, which I am, 690 00:34:07,490 --> 00:34:10,140 I'd do whatever to not lose them again. 691 00:34:10,150 --> 00:34:13,230 Okay, you might be me, 692 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:16,140 but you don't know me, okay? 693 00:34:16,150 --> 00:34:17,620 Those shits are not my people. 694 00:34:17,630 --> 00:34:21,060 Fair, but I know a little about your future. 695 00:34:21,070 --> 00:34:22,630 Perks of the gig. 696 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,060 So is being an abstruse dick about it, apparently. 697 00:34:25,070 --> 00:34:26,890 Sonia can't be saved. 698 00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:30,420 Even if you go back to 23, she's dead within a month. 699 00:34:30,430 --> 00:34:32,059 It's terminal. Period. 700 00:34:32,060 --> 00:34:34,730 Sounds like something I'd say to make myself feel like less of an ass. 701 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,860 Bigger things at play than your guilt, buddy. 702 00:34:36,870 --> 00:34:40,120 You got to go back. Sorry. That's as specific as I can be. 703 00:34:40,130 --> 00:34:42,160 Sorry? Are you? 704 00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:46,830 Dude, I just jumped you clear over 1,000 miles of bullshit. 705 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:50,530 So I'm sorry if it feels bad in your soft little heart, 706 00:34:50,540 --> 00:34:54,400 but, more importantly, you're welcome. 707 00:34:54,410 --> 00:34:56,450 Kady wants you. 708 00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:59,670 They all want you. 709 00:35:01,150 --> 00:35:04,320 It's not my timeline anymore. 710 00:35:04,330 --> 00:35:06,580 It's yours. 711 00:35:06,590 --> 00:35:10,070 So, you remember... 712 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:13,920 that when the moment comes, I said, "Do it." 713 00:35:13,940 --> 00:35:15,770 Do what he says, okay? 714 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:18,380 No, not okay. Vague as shit. 715 00:35:18,390 --> 00:35:20,250 [COIN RATTLES] 716 00:35:20,260 --> 00:35:22,380 To go back to 40, you're gonna want to turn this dial 717 00:35:22,390 --> 00:35:25,040 three clicks to the right. 718 00:35:25,050 --> 00:35:27,950 Tell Kady I love her... 719 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,970 and I'm sorry. 720 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:36,480 [MACHINE WHIRRING] 721 00:35:36,490 --> 00:35:37,880 Well, thank Christ. 722 00:35:37,890 --> 00:35:39,400 I thought you pissed off without me. 723 00:35:39,410 --> 00:35:42,620 - Where'd you go? - It was, uh... 724 00:35:42,630 --> 00:35:45,930 I honestly don't know how to explain it. 725 00:35:45,940 --> 00:35:49,420 But I know what we got to do now. 726 00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:56,630 It's here. 727 00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,810 [EERIE MUSIC] 728 00:35:59,820 --> 00:36:02,680 ♪ 729 00:36:02,690 --> 00:36:04,340 Oh, God. 730 00:36:04,350 --> 00:36:07,210 You were right... there's a crack. 731 00:36:07,220 --> 00:36:10,210 I think it could split the pipe open and let more ambient out. 732 00:36:10,220 --> 00:36:11,820 Here. 733 00:36:11,830 --> 00:36:18,880 ♪ 734 00:36:20,890 --> 00:36:24,050 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 735 00:36:24,060 --> 00:36:25,360 ♪ 736 00:36:25,370 --> 00:36:27,930 [CHUCKLES] 737 00:36:27,940 --> 00:36:34,990 ♪ 738 00:36:54,230 --> 00:36:56,320 Once you pour it down the drain, it should clean the water 739 00:36:56,340 --> 00:36:59,500 and clear the corrosion from the pipes. 740 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,560 [SIGHS] 741 00:37:09,630 --> 00:37:11,920 - Did I do something wrong? - Huh? 742 00:37:11,930 --> 00:37:13,879 No, I just... I can't remember 743 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:17,970 the last time that magic wasn't the problem. 744 00:37:17,980 --> 00:37:21,320 This calls for a drink. [LAUGHS] 745 00:37:21,330 --> 00:37:28,330 ♪ 746 00:37:28,340 --> 00:37:30,040 Thank you. 747 00:37:31,780 --> 00:37:33,770 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 748 00:37:33,780 --> 00:37:36,470 ♪ 749 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,270 [BOTH LAUGH] 750 00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:43,130 Look, we'll find the stone. It'll be... 751 00:37:43,140 --> 00:37:45,660 [CLATTER] 752 00:37:49,220 --> 00:37:51,560 What are you doing? 753 00:37:55,150 --> 00:37:56,980 Stop. 754 00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:58,890 Jesus. 755 00:38:02,420 --> 00:38:05,500 ♪ 756 00:38:05,510 --> 00:38:07,180 Those pills can kill you. 757 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,360 I'll take a new body. I'm bored. 758 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,590 You kill Eliot... 759 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,130 and you can forget about us helping you. 760 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:19,150 Eliot, Eliot, Eliot. 761 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,630 ♪ 762 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,940 Why do you care about him so much? 763 00:38:23,980 --> 00:38:26,120 Because I do. 764 00:38:26,140 --> 00:38:28,660 You kill him, and we are done. 765 00:38:30,170 --> 00:38:32,250 I swear to God, I am serious. 766 00:38:32,260 --> 00:38:33,990 I will abandon you, 767 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,130 and I will die trying to burn you to the ground. 768 00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:43,350 ♪ 769 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:46,440 That's cute. 770 00:38:46,450 --> 00:38:48,710 But I'm strong... 771 00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:52,520 And you're weak. 772 00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:55,610 Break my bones... 773 00:38:55,620 --> 00:38:57,740 and strangle me. 774 00:38:57,750 --> 00:38:59,700 [CHOKING] 775 00:38:59,710 --> 00:39:00,960 Too tired to care anymore. 776 00:39:00,970 --> 00:39:02,660 Q. 777 00:39:02,670 --> 00:39:05,140 You hurt him, 778 00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:06,810 you take one more pill, 779 00:39:06,820 --> 00:39:09,200 and you can build your body on your own. 780 00:39:09,210 --> 00:39:10,860 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 781 00:39:10,870 --> 00:39:13,640 [GROWLING SOFTLY] 782 00:39:13,650 --> 00:39:15,600 Fine. 783 00:39:15,610 --> 00:39:18,730 I'll take better care of the meat suit. 784 00:39:18,740 --> 00:39:21,210 ♪ 785 00:39:21,220 --> 00:39:25,220 Mm, but you don't have to be such a baby about it. 786 00:39:25,230 --> 00:39:30,100 ♪ 787 00:39:31,700 --> 00:39:35,260 Hey, what happened with the game plan? 788 00:39:38,850 --> 00:39:41,590 Margo, are you okay? 789 00:39:43,270 --> 00:39:47,450 You stupid, stupid prick. 790 00:39:47,460 --> 00:39:50,940 How dare you say I out-Elioted Eliot? 791 00:39:50,950 --> 00:39:52,640 Tell me, hmm? 792 00:39:52,740 --> 00:39:55,550 Why would I ever want to do anything without him? 793 00:39:55,660 --> 00:39:58,040 Hey, uh, I'm sorry. 794 00:39:58,050 --> 00:39:59,870 I-I should have known how you were feeling. 795 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:03,480 Why? Because I like fettuccini and I hate rosé, 796 00:40:03,490 --> 00:40:04,750 you think you know me? 797 00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,050 You don't, Hoberman. 798 00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:08,100 Because if you did, you would know 799 00:40:08,110 --> 00:40:10,230 I don't need a new partner in crime. 800 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:12,920 That's not... I was just trying to help you. 801 00:40:12,940 --> 00:40:15,100 Bullshit. 802 00:40:15,110 --> 00:40:18,240 Now, I may be a cunt, but I am real. 803 00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:21,360 You? You're just a brown-nose sweater boy 804 00:40:21,380 --> 00:40:26,250 desperate to matter at all to anyone. 805 00:40:26,260 --> 00:40:27,900 Wow. [SCOFFS] 806 00:40:27,910 --> 00:40:30,239 And here I thought I was being a friend 807 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:32,210 who wants to be your boyfriend. 808 00:40:32,220 --> 00:40:36,430 I really, really got to work on the signals. 809 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,450 - Josh, I didn't... - Didn't mean to hurt me? 810 00:40:39,460 --> 00:40:40,480 Yes, you did. 811 00:40:40,490 --> 00:40:43,970 Believe it or not, I know exactly who you are, Margo. 812 00:40:46,010 --> 00:40:49,180 [FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING RAPIDLY] 813 00:40:49,210 --> 00:40:51,250 [MACHINE WHIRRING] 814 00:40:55,460 --> 00:40:57,930 Took you long enough. 815 00:40:57,940 --> 00:41:00,280 I nearly gave up on you making it back. 816 00:41:00,290 --> 00:41:02,900 Yeah, well, magic was a little scare in your timeline, 817 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,630 so it took a minute to rebuild. 818 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:09,030 - Where's Marina? - With her girlfriend. 819 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,199 Listen, kid, we know you're trying to look out 820 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,470 for your mom. 821 00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:13,640 We get it. 822 00:41:13,650 --> 00:41:16,080 You saying you'll leave? 823 00:41:16,090 --> 00:41:18,780 Bigger things at play here. 824 00:41:18,790 --> 00:41:21,700 Sorry, man. I'm not going anywhere. 825 00:41:25,660 --> 00:41:27,840 - Is that... - Yeah. 826 00:41:28,750 --> 00:41:33,270 - It's from another timeline. - Please. Don't blow on it. 827 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:34,570 If you blow on it... 828 00:41:34,580 --> 00:41:36,580 It'll spread seeds everywhere, 829 00:41:36,590 --> 00:41:38,239 root itself in this timeline 830 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:41,280 making it impossible for you to clean? 831 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:42,760 I know, 832 00:41:42,770 --> 00:41:45,850 which is why I scattered about ten of them an hour ago. 833 00:41:45,860 --> 00:41:49,110 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 834 00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,680 I'm sorry. 835 00:41:50,690 --> 00:41:57,300 ♪ 836 00:42:00,650 --> 00:42:02,430 Hey! 837 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:05,780 What are you waiting for? It's clean! It got fixed! 838 00:42:05,790 --> 00:42:07,630 I'm serious! 839 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:10,150 Come on, don't waste it! 840 00:42:11,010 --> 00:42:13,270 [CHILDREN LAUGHING] 841 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,850 Whoo! 842 00:42:16,020 --> 00:42:17,700 You can go on ahead if you want to. 843 00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:19,580 I'll... I'll meet you back at the house. 844 00:42:19,590 --> 00:42:20,690 You sure? 845 00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:23,860 Yeah, I'm gonna stick around a little while. 846 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:27,120 All right, I'll see you later. 847 00:42:27,850 --> 00:42:30,590 [LAUGHTER CONTINUES] 848 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,020 ♪ 849 00:42:33,030 --> 00:42:36,380 [DOOR BELLS JINGLE] 850 00:42:36,390 --> 00:42:39,550 - Thanks for calling me. - I knew you'd want to know. 851 00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,380 - I owe you. - Nah. 852 00:42:42,390 --> 00:42:44,380 This is for all of us. 853 00:42:44,390 --> 00:42:51,440 ♪ 854 00:43:15,380 --> 00:43:17,590 Sheila Cozener? 855 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,430 You've been a busy girl. 856 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,950 [CHILDREN LAUGHING] 857 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:32,180 ♪ 858 00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:42,850 [CHUCKLES] 859 00:43:43,370 --> 00:43:46,100 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com -