You’re seeing this guy. And you can’t tell if he’s the one or just a waste of your time, aka an asshole. We’re here to help:
- Your future husband brings out the best in you. An asshole brings out the crazy, stalker bitch in you.
- Your future husband values commitment and partnership. An asshole is just trying to hang out.
- Your future husband sees your success as his success. An asshole needs to take you down a notch.
- Your future husband thinks you’re the most beautiful woman in the world. An asshole’s eyes keep wandering.
- Your future husband makes you feel secure. An asshole makes you want to check his phone.
- Your future husband prioritizes your happiness. An asshole prioritizes his own happiness.
- Your future husband enjoys conversation with you. An asshole just wants you to be quiet.
- Your future husband makes plans with you in advance. An asshole always pops up out of nowhere the same day.
- Your future husband creates a feeling of forward momentum in the relationship. An asshole wants to keep things exactly as they are.
- Your future husband makes it clear he’s into you. An asshole keeps you wondering.
- Your future husband makes you feel chased. An asshole is someone you’re always struggling to pin down.
- Your future husband consistently reaches out to you. An asshole goes radio silent for days.
- Your future husband texts you just to check in. An asshole texts you when he wants something.
- Your future husband asks about you and your life. An asshole couldn’t care less.
- Your future husband is great in real life. An asshole looks good only on paper, if that.
- Your future husband treats you like a priority. An asshole makes you feel like a backup plan.
- Your future husband does nice little things for you, just because. An asshole doesn’t.
- Your future husband wants to show you off to his friends and family. An asshole hides you from them
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After reading this, my boyfriend has questions to answer.. lol